I - General Employment Information
Note: Remember, while humor can add a lighthearted touch, it's important to maintain the integrity and seriousness of the policy statement.
Immigration and Employment Eligibility
Alright folks, let's talk paperwork – but don't worry, we promise to make it as painless as possible! In compliance with the Immigration Reform and Control Act of 1986 (that's a mouthful, isn't it?), UMS Homecare can only hire individuals who are authorized to work in the U.S. So, no sneaking in through the back door like a ninja! We'll need to see some official documents proving you're the real deal – no fake IDs allowed! You'll also have to fill out some forms, including the infamous Immigration and Naturalization Service Form I-9. It's like a rite of passage, really – just sign on the dotted line and prove you're not an alien (unless you are, in which case, welcome to Earth!). Oh, and if your work authorization is on a time limit, don't forget to set a reminder to renew it – we'd hate to lose you over some expired paperwork!"
Harassment
UMS Homecare, where we take workplace vibes as seriously as we take our morning coffee. Here's the deal: We're all about creating a working environment that's as cozy as your favorite sweater and as welcoming as your grandma's kitchen. That means no room for discriminatory intimidation, sexual harassment, or any other shenanigans that might ruin the party.
Harassment – it's like wearing socks with sandals, just plain wrong. Whether it's verbal jabs or unwanted advances, we're not about that life. And hey, no one's immune to the rules – not even if you're the office prankster or the resident office mom/dad. We're all in this together, folks!
So, if you see something, say something – because nobody wants to work in a place that feels like a bad sitcom. And if your supervisor is M.I.A. or somehow tangled up in the drama, just give us a shout at 833-286-7466. We've got your back like a trusty umbrella on a rainy day.
Let's keep it classy, folks – because life's too short for workplace drama."
Lets get some serious notes here on how, when, where, dealing with any harassment if occurred in its specifics:
The purpose of this policy is to communicate UMS Homecare’s determination to:
· Provide a working environment free of discriminatory intimidation and/or sexual harassment.
· Identify complaint procedures available to employees.
· Outline disciplinary penalties that may be imposed for discriminatory or harassing conduct.
Harassment involves verbal or physical conduct that harms or shows hostility or aversion toward an individual because of his or her race, color, religion, sex, age, national origin, sexual orientation, marital or familial status, physical or mental disability, or that of his or her relatives, friends, or associates and that:
· Has the purpose or effect of creating an intimidating, hostile, or offensive working environment.
· Has the purpose or effect of unreasonably interfering with an individual’s work performance.
· Otherwise adversely affects an individual’s employment opportunities.
Sexual harassment involves:
· Making unwelcome sexual advances or requests for sexual favors or other verbal or physical conduct of a sexual nature a condition of employment.
· Making submission to or rejection of such conduct the basis for employment decisions.
· Creating an intimidating, offensive, or hostile working environment by such conduct.
1. It is against UMS Homecare policy for any employee, independent contractor, or other visitor to harass any employee of UMS Homecare through the use of disparaging or abusive words or phrases, slurs, negative stereotyping or threatening, intimidating, or hostile acts that relate to race, color, religion, sex, age, national origin, sexual orientation, marital or familial status, or physical or mental disability. This includes acts that are declared to be “jokes” or “pranks”, but that might reasonably be perceived as hostile or demeaning.
It is illegal and against UMS Homecare’s policy for any employee to harass another employee by making unwelcome sexual advances or requests for sexual favors or other verbal or physical conduct of a sexual nature a condition of employment; by using an employee’s submission to or rejection of such conduct as the basis for or a factor in any employment decision affecting the individual; or by creating an intimidating, hostile, or offensive work environment by engaging in such conduct.
2. Creation of an intimidating, hostile, or offensive work environment may include publishing or posting written or graphic material that criticizes or shows hostility or aversion toward an individual or group because of race, color, religion, sex, age, national origin, sexual orientation, marital or familial status, or physical or mental disability that is placed on walls, bulletin boards, or elsewhere on company property or circulated in the workplace.
The creation of an intimidating, hostile, or offensive work environment may include such actions as persistent comments on an employee’s sexual preferences or the display of obscene or sexually oriented photographs or drawings. An investigation will be conducted to determine whether certain conduct occurred and/or whether it constitutes sexual harassment based on a review of the facts and circumstances of each situation.
3. Unreasonable conduct will not be tolerated. This includes, but is not limited to, excluding employees from information regarding opportunities for advancement; denying access to information, people, or places; treating other employees as inferiors; or selecting one or a few members of a group for favorable treatment.
4. UMS Homecare will not condone any harassment or sexual harassment of employees. Moreover, UMS Homecare will not tolerate such conduct by independent contractors or other visitors. All employees, including supervisors or managers, will be subject to severe disciplinary action up to and including termination for any sexually harassing behavior.
5. When harassment is alleged, UMS Homecare will determine whether certain conduct occurred and/or whether it constitutes harassment or sexual harassment based on a review of the facts and circumstances of each situation.
6. Employees who feel victimized by harassment or sexual harassment should immediately report the alleged harassment to their supervisor or manager. If the supervisor or manager is the source of the alleged harassment, employees should report the problem to the supervisor or manager’s superior or at UMS Homecare at 833-286-7466.
7. Supervisors or managers who receive a complaint of harassment or sexual harassment must report the complaint to UMS Homecare at 833-286-7466.
8. A prompt and careful investigation of the matter will be conducted, questioning employees who may have knowledge of the alleged incidents or similar problems. Both the complaint and the investigative actions and findings will be documented as thoroughly as possible.
9. Employees who are dissatisfied with an investigating supervisor or manager’s resolution of a harassment or sexual harassment problem may file a complaint in accordance with UMS Homecare’s grievance procedures by contacting their manager or UMS Homecare at 833-286-7466.
10. No employee will be subject to any form of retaliation or discipline for pursuing a claim of harassment or sexual harassment.
11. UMS Homecare recognizes that the issue of whether harassment or sexual harassment has occurred requires a factual determination based on all the evidence received. All Staff also recognizes that false accusations of harassment or sexual harassment can have serious effects on innocent employees. We trust that all employees will act in a responsible and professional manner to maintain a pleasant working environment free of harassment or sexual harassment.
12. UMS Homecare reserves the right to remedy inappropriate harassing or sexual harassing conduct that falls short of conduct subjecting UMS Homecare to legal liability, in a manner that is appropriate, fair, and legal, up to and including termination and to report illegal acts to the proper authorities.
Equal Opportunity Employer
We're all about equality – we don't discriminate based on whether you prefer pineapple on your pizza or not! Seriously though, our policy is to hire and promote for all jobs without any funny business like judging someone by their race, religion, or any other random stuff. Decisions on employment and promotions are as fair as a game of rock-paper-scissors (but with fewer ties). If you spot any shenanigans or monkey business going on, don't hesitate to let us know. Just shout it out to your supervisor, or if they're off chasing unicorns, give us a ring at 833-286-7466. We're all ears – metaphorically, of course!
Staff Trial Period
A.K.A. The 'Getting to Know You' Phase
Congratulations on joining the UMS Homecare family – it's like joining a quirky sitcom cast, but with less drama and more teamwork! So, here's the scoop: For the first three months of your employment (think of it as our version of the probation period, but without the ankle monitor), you'll be on what we affectionately call the 'trial' or 'introductory' basis.
During this time, it's like a mutual evaluation party – you get to check us out, and we get to see if you're the peanut butter to our jelly. We'll be looking at things like your ability to mingle with the office crew, your punctuality (no tardy slips, please), how you handle yourself professionally, your eagerness to soak up knowledge like a sponge, and of course, how you rock your job duties.
If all goes well – and we're crossing our fingers for you – after this trial period, you'll likely earn yourself a shiny badge of regular full-time or part-time employment status. And hey, that also means you might just qualify for some sweet employee health care benefits. Win-win!
So, let's make these first three months a blast – think of it as the training montage in a feel-good movie. You've got this, and we've got your back!"
New Hire Policies
Because We Want You to Thrive, Not Just Survive
Welcome aboard, future UMS Homecare superstar! Before we hand you the keys to the kingdom (or at least your desk), there are a few hoops to jump through. We promise, it's nothing like a reality TV competition – more like a friendly game of 'Let's Make Sure You're Ready for Success.'
First up, we might ask you to undergo a physical examination or other tests – don't worry, it's just to make sure you're fit as a fiddle and ready to tackle whatever comes your way. And hey, if your job involves cruising around in company vehicles, we'll need to give your driving record a quick check-up (MVR, anyone?). Think of it as a little driving test – nothing to stress about unless you're planning on bringing your Mario Kart skills to the office parking lot!
Oh, and speaking of driving, please make sure your wheels are road-ready with a valid driver's license and some good ol' insurance. Because let's face it, nobody wants to be stranded on the side of the road with a company car that's seen better days. Bottom line-Failure to maintain acceptable driving standards or vehicular insurance may be sufficient cause for immediate termination.
Now, we get it – sometimes there are special cases that require a little extra TLC. If your job comes with some unique requirements, don't worry – we'll spell it out for you in black and white. Just consider it your personalized 'Conditions of Employment,' like getting your own theme song but without the catchy tune.
So, let's get this show on the road (pun intended)! We're thrilled to have you on board, and we can't wait to see what amazing things you'll accomplish with us.
CPR Certification other Licensing Requirements
Keepin' it Legal and Licensable: Because We're All About the Legit Life
Alright, team, let's talk about keeping things above board – think of it as our version of 'playing by the rules' but with a lot more high-fives. Some roles around here might require you to keep your licenses, CPR cards, and even TB tests up to date – we know, it's like trying to keep all your ducks in a row, but with a lot more paperwork!
Now, don't panic – we're not asking you to pull off a magic trick or become a professional juggler. Just make sure your licenses are current, your CPR card is still pumping (pun intended), and your TB test is as clear as a sunny day. Because let's face it, we want you to be in tip-top shape to save the day – just like a superhero, but without the cape (unless you're into that sort of thing).
And hey, if for some reason you find yourself slipping on the qualification front – whether it's failing to renew your license or letting your CPR card expire – don't worry, we won't send you off on a one-way ticket to the unemployment line. But just like a game of Jenga, if one too many blocks fall, we might have to say goodbye. We're all about building a strong team here, and that means making sure everyone's playing their part.
So, let's keep those qualifications shining bright like a diamond (or at least as bright as a freshly laminated license). Your job security – and maybe even a few high-fives – depend on it!"
Employment Categories
Where We Define Work, but Don't Box You In
Welcome to the world of UMS Homecare employment categories – think of it as a choose-your-own-adventure book, but with less dragons and more paperwork. Here's the lowdown on how we categorize our amazing team members:
Full-time Regular Employee: You're in it for the long haul, my friend. Full-time regular employees get all the perks, including health care benefits and a seat at the cool kids' table. Check out the addendum for all the nitty-gritty details on what it takes to be a full-time rockstar.
Regular Part-time Employee (Health Care Benefit Ineligible): You're like the Robin to our Batman – not full-time, but still a crucial part of the team. Just a heads up, though – no health care benefits for our part-time heroes. Sorry, we don't make the rules, we just follow 'em.
Temporary Employee: You're here for a good time, not a long time. Think of it like a summer fling – enjoyable, but not meant to last forever. As a temporary employee, you're paid for the hours you put in, but sorry, no benefits. Just remember, all good things must come to an end – unless you get that golden ticket to regular status!
Exempt and Non-exempt Salaried Employees: Ah, the glamorous world of salary – where you're either exempt or non-exempt, like a choose-your-own-adventure game with fancy titles. Exempt folks get to skip the overtime drama, while non-exempt heroes get paid extra for those late-night superhero duties!
PRN or Contracted Employees: You're like the freelancers of the professional care world – hired on a contract basis and paid per visit. Just remember, no group health insurance for our PRN pals. But hey, you're still part of the team – just with a bit more flexibility.
So there you have it – the wonderful world of UMS Homecare employment categories. Whether you're full-time, part-time, temporary, exempt, non-exempt, or PRN, you're part of something special. Now go out there and show the world what you're made of!
Personal Information
Because We Like to Keep Things Personal
Hey there, paperwork pal! We know keeping track of all those numbers and details can feel like trying to juggle flaming torches – exciting, but potentially hazardous. That's why we're here to help you keep your personal info in tip-top shape.
UMS Homecare takes your personnel records seriously – think of them as your backstage pass to the show that is your career. If something looks wonky on your paycheck stub or you're getting some unexpected surprises come tax time, don't sweat it! Just give our office a shout faster than you can say 'personal finance guru.'
And hey, life happens – whether it's a change of address, a new phone number, or even adding a few extra dependents to your crew. Just remember, it's like updating your status on social media – except this time, it's your responsibility to let us know. We're all about keeping things current, like a trendy Instagram feed.
So, next time life throws you a curveball, don't hesitate to give us a heads-up. We're here to make sure your personal info stays as fresh as a morning cup of coffee – no stale data allowed!
Now go on, be the master of your personal information destiny – we've got your back!
Conflict of Interest
Because We Like Our Drama on TV, Not in the Office
Hey there, multitasking maestro! We know you're a pro at juggling multiple responsibilities – but when it comes to your job here at UMS Homecare, we've gotta keep things crystal clear.
If you've got another gig on the side that might clash with your duties here, we're all ears. Think of it like dating – we're cool with an open relationship, as long as everyone's on the same page. So, if you're moonlighting as a superhero by night or a master chef on weekends, just give us a heads-up. We promise, we won't judge (unless you're secretly a ninja, in which case, we might have some questions).
At the end of the day, we're all about making sure you can give your best performance here without any distractions. So, let's keep the drama where it belongs – on reality TV, not in the office!
Safety and Accident Prevention
Because We Prefer Thrills in Adventure Movies, Not in the Workplace
Alright, team, let's talk safety – because nobody wants to be the star of their own workplace blooper reel! At UMS Homecare, safety isn't just a buzzword – it's our guiding principle. And guess what? You're the hero of this safety saga!
Here are a few golden rules to keep you and your coworkers out of harm's way:
Know the ropes: Take the time to learn the ins and outs of your job and how to navigate the workplace safely. Consider it your crash course in workplace survival – without the crash.
Fire drill 101: Familiarize yourself with the nearest fire alarm boxes and extinguishers, and brush up on your fire drill duties. Who knows, you might just become the office fire marshal – cape optional.
Speak up: If you spot anything fishy or downright dangerous, don't keep it to yourself! Your supervisor is like your safety superhero – they're here to save the day (or at least prevent any workplace disasters).
Trust your gut: Got a bad feeling about something? Don't ignore it! Your spidey senses might just be trying to tell you something important.
Know your escape routes: Think of it as planning your exit strategy – because you never know when you might need to make a dramatic exit (hopefully not, but you get the idea).
So there you have it – your crash course in workplace safety at UMS Homecare. Remember, safety isn't just a job, it's an adventure – and we're all in this together!"
Accident/Incident Reporting
Because We're All About Being Safety Superstars, Not Stunt Doubles
Time for some real talk – accidents happen, but that doesn't mean we can't take action to prevent them and deal with them like the pros we are! At UMS Homecare, we've got a game plan for handling accidents and incidents, and guess what? You're the MVP of this team!
Here's the lowdown on what to do if the unexpected strikes:
Sound the alarm: If you find yourself caught up in an accident or incident, don't wait – let your supervisor know ASAP. Think of it as your bat signal to the rescue!
Fill out the paperwork: Once the dust settles, it's time to put pen to paper. Grab the Employee Accident/Incident Report from your supervisor and get that baby filled out faster than you can say 'ouch.'
Be a good witness: If you witnessed the accident or incident go down, we need your detective skills! Providing accurate information is key to completing the report, so spill the beans (metaphorically speaking, of course).
Remember, when it comes to reporting accidents/incidents, timing is everything. So don't wait – let's tackle this head-on like the safety superheroes we are!"
Injury Treatment
Because We're All About Putting the 'Care' in UMS Homecare
Alright, team, let's talk about the not-so-fun stuff – injuries happen, but don't worry, we've got your back (literally, if needed)! Here's the playbook for handling injuries like a champ:
Seek medical attention: If you find yourself in a pickle and need medical help, we've got your back – literally! Head to the nearest emergency room if it's serious, or the closest medical provider if it's not too dire. And hey, if you're not feeling the love from the clinic or hospital, let us know – we've got a direct line to the complaint department (just kidding, but not really).
Follow doctor's orders: Consider it your prescription for success – follow the doctor's orders to the letter. Trust us, it's not just good for your health, it's good for your wallet too!
Keep us in the loop: If the doc says you need some downtime, give your supervisor a heads-up faster than you can say 'ouch.' And don't be a stranger – keep us posted on your progress and when you'll be ready to rock and roll again.
Modified duty, anyone? We're all about getting you back in the game ASAP. If your regular duties are a no-go for now, we've got modified duty options that'll make your doctor do a happy dance. Just let them know we've got your back (again, literally) with jobs that'll fit your restrictions like a glove.
So there you have it – your crash course in injury treatment at UMS Homecare. Remember, we're here to support you every step of the way – because when it comes to your health and well-being, there's no playing around!
Performance Reviews
Where Feedback Meets Fun
It's time to talk shop – but don't worry, we promise to keep it interesting! Your supervisor is keeping an eye on your performance, but it's not as scary as it sounds. Think of it more like a friendly chat over coffee (or your beverage of choice).
Here's the scoop on performance reviews:
Feedback is your friend: Your supervisor is like your personal cheerleader, rooting for you every step of the way. Performance reviews give you a chance to chat about your job, your goals, and maybe even your favorite hobbies (okay, maybe not that last one).
Goals galore: It's your time to shine – talk about what you've been crushing it at and where you want to take your career next. Whether you're aiming for the stars or just trying to nail down that perfect work-life balance, we're here to help you make it happen.
No promises, no problem: While we'd love to hand out merit increases like candy on Halloween, performance reviews don't always mean a bump in pay. But hey, we'll still celebrate your victories with a high-five or two!
So there you have it – your crash course in performance reviews at UMS Homecare. Remember, it's all about growth, improvement, and maybe a little bit of fun along the way. Now go out there and show 'em what you're made of!
Resignation
When It's Time to Say Goodbye (But Don't Leave Us Hangin')
Alright, folks, let's talk about the big 'R' word – resignation. We get it, sometimes life throws you a curveball and you gotta roll with the punches. But hey, let's make sure we do it with style!
Here's the lowdown on resigning like a pro:
Give us a heads-up: If you're thinking about saying sayonara, do us a solid and give your supervisor a heads-up in writing. We're all about good communication here, and a little heads-up goes a long way. Plus, it gives us time to plan the farewell party!
Two weeks' notice, please: We're not saying you gotta give us a full Broadway production, but a two-week notice is appreciated. Think of it as your way of giving us a heads-up before you drop the mic and make your grand exit.
No ghosting, please: We get it, sometimes things don't work out and you gotta make a quick exit. But if you resign without notice, just know you might be missing out on that invite to the reunion tour. Yep, we're talking about your eligibility to be rehired – don't leave us hangin', okay?
Sayonara, paycheck: Once you've made your grand exit, don't forget to swing by and pick up your final paycheck. It's like the cherry on top of your UMS Homecare adventure – don't leave it behind!
So there you have it – your guide to resigning like a pro at UMS Homecare. Remember, it's not goodbye, it's see you later. Now go out there and make your next adventure just as epic as this one!